I FINALLY CAUGHT THESE LITTLE ASSHOLES CLIMBING THE STAIRS.
It’s been a long road, True Blood fans, but it all ends this weekend. In tribute to a show-life well lived, to seven seasons of memories of one sort or the other, to gallons and gallons of fake blood and thousands of tooth extensions… What better way to honor that than by giving away free stuff?
Thanks to Insight Editions, we’re offering five lucky winners a copy of True Blood: The Poster Collection, a book of forty removable posters from all eras of the show. Here are the contest details and how to enter.
TL;DR—Follow and reblog (likes don’t count) to win! Shipping to US and Canada only. Deadline is 9PM EST on Sunday, August 24th. Good luck!
Tumbling phone bad
There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.
I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele